Things Worse Than Chicago Getting Connor Bedard

It's been nice not having to worry about the Blackhawks for the past few seasons. Unfortunately, the next prodidgy is heading to Chi-town. To help ease the pain, here's a list of things worse than Connor Bedard in a Hawks jersey.

*No particular order*

Kidney stones. 

​Genocide.

​TSA taking your brand new bottle of contact solution.

War and terrorism.

Losing your wallet and having to get a new driver's license from the DMV.

Going to the DMV.

Covering up a sexual assault scandal and then getting the first overall pick.

Macklemore winning best rap album of the year at the 2014 Grammy's. 

Dictatorships.
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​Investing your life savings in FTX.

​Slavery.

​​The song "What does the fox say?".

Sarah Silverman's character in the movie School Of Rock.

​Having AIDS and not playing for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Living in a cockroach infested apartment.

Drinking coffee on an empty stomach and having to use single ply toilet paper.

Those iPads that pressure you into tipping somebody who does not deserve a tip.

​That fish in the Amazon that swims up the urethra. 
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Refusing to put your organization in a spot to draft Connor Bedard despite no chance of making the playoffs.

​What did we miss?

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Douglass Wanoy
​@bluesbuzzblog