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It's been nice not having to worry about the Blackhawks for the past few seasons. Unfortunately, the next prodidgy is heading to Chi-town. To help ease the pain, here's a list of things worse than Connor Bedard in a Hawks jersey.
*No particular order*
TSA taking your brand new bottle of contact solution.
War and terrorism.
Losing your wallet and having to get a new driver's license from the DMV.
Going to the DMV.
Covering up a sexual assault scandal and then getting the first overall pick.
Macklemore winning best rap album of the year at the 2014 Grammy's.
Investing your life savings in FTX.
The song "What does the fox say?".
Sarah Silverman's character in the movie School Of Rock.
Having AIDS and not playing for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Living in a cockroach infested apartment.
Drinking coffee on an empty stomach and having to use single ply toilet paper.
Those iPads that pressure you into tipping somebody who does not deserve a tip.
That fish in the Amazon that swims up the urethra.
Refusing to put your organization in a spot to draft Connor Bedard despite no chance of making the playoffs.
What did we miss?